As we’ve moved from the great outdoors to the echo chambers we call indoor facilities, I thought I’d share some “survival tips.” Whether you’re a seasoned lacrosse parent or new to the wonderful world of watching your child hurl a rubber ball at high speeds inside an enclosed space, this guide is for you!
The Indoor Lacrosse Parent Uniform
First things first – dress appropriately! Indoor facilities come in two temperatures: “Arctic Tundra” or “Surface of the Sun.” There is no in-between. Layer up like you’re preparing for an expedition with uncertain weather conditions. That folding chair you’ve been lugging around all summer? Keep it in the car. Indoor lacrosse is all about the metal bleachers or standing, parents usually pressed against walls or huddled in corners, trying not to get hit by errant balls.
Coffee Is Your Ally
Remember those 8 AM Sunday morning practices? They’re still happening, but no,w without the vitamin D benefit of sunshine. Your travel mug isn’t just a beverage holder; it’s a hand warmer and conversation piece when you’re making small talk with other zombie-like parents at ungodly weekend hours.
The Indoor Acoustics Experience
Outdoor lacrosse: “Johnny, good job!” Indoor lacrosse: “JOHNNY, GOOD J—” whistle blows, “WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR—” buzzer sounds ,” WHOSE KID JUST SCORED?”
Prepare for the unique sensory experience of multiple whistles, bouncing balls, screaming coaches, and the constant clatter of sticks in a space with the acoustics of a cathedral. You’ll develop a special form of selective hearing that allows you to pick out only your child’s name amid the chaos.
The Gear Multiplication Phenomenon
Somehow, moving indoors causes lacrosse gear to multiply. Your child will suddenly need indoor shoes, different gloves, a special indoor stick grip, and various other accessories that “everyone else has.” The equipment bag that fit easily in your trunk all summer will now expand to take up half your vehicle.
The Bleacher Social Network
Indoor season is when lacrosse parents form their strongest bonds. Nothing builds friendship like sharing a small, uncomfortable bleacher for three hours while comparing notes on whose kid has grown the most, which brand of deodorant actually works for teenage athletes, and how many loads of laundry you did this week just for lacrosse.
The Real MVPs: Facility Staff
Take a moment to appreciate the unsung heroes of HGR indoor lacrosse: the staff who sweep up the protein bar wrappers, mop up the spilled sports drinks, and somehow maintain their sanity despite the constant noise. A smile and “thank you” goes a long way!
Remember, parents, indoor lacrosse season isn’t just about skill development for the kids—it’s also about your development as a patient, resilient, slightly deaf supporter of youth sports. The season may seem long, but one day, you’ll miss these echoing arenas and the community that comes with them.
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