LAX Life Be Like…

🥍 LAX LIFE BE LIKE…

When the attackman thinks they can dodge past you: “That’s cute, but I choose violence today.”

Coach: “Ground balls win games!” Me: dramatically dives for every rolling ball like I’m in an action movie.

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Midfielders: “I RUN SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO” 😤

When someone asks what position you play: LSM: “I’m basically a defender with a superiority complex and a longer stick.”

Things lacrosse players say:

• “It’s not a hockey stick.”
• “No, we don’t throw the ball with our hands.”
• “Yes, we’re allowed to hit each other.”
• “The goalie isn’t crazy, they’re just built different.” 🥅

My stick when I forget to string it properly: throws ball into next county. Me: “I meant to do that.”

Defender: poke checks Attacker: “Is this what being in a blender feels like?”

Parents watching their first lacrosse game: “Why are they all fighting with butterfly nets?” 🦋

When you finally master that behind-the-back shot: “Look, Mom, I’m Paul Rabil!”

Coach: “Run your clears!” Team: pretends they suddenly can’t hear.

#LaxLife #LacrosseMemes #GrowTheGame 🥍

Feel free to share these with your lax bros! Just remember, the first rule of wall ball is: you don’t skip wall ball. 😤