šŸ„ LAX LIFE BE LIKE…

When the attackman thinks they can dodge past you: “That’s cute, but I choose violence today.”

Coach: “Ground balls win games!” Me:Ā dramatically dives for every rolling ball like I’m in an action movie.

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Midfielders: “I RUN SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO” šŸ˜¤

When someone asks what position you play: LSM: “I’m basically a defender with a superiority complex and a longer stick.”

Things lacrosse players say:

  • “It’s not a hockey stick.”
  • “No, we don’t throw the ball with our hands.”
  • “Yes, we’re allowed to hit each other.”
  • “The goalie isn’t crazy, they’re just built different.” šŸ„…

My stick when I forget to string it properly:Ā throws ball into next county. Me: “I meant to do that.”

Defender:Ā poke checksĀ Attacker: “Is this what being in a blender feels like?”

Parents watching their first lacrosse game: “Why are they all fighting with butterfly nets?” šŸ¦‹

When you finally master that behind-the-back shot: “Look, Mom, I’m Paul Rabil!”

Coach: “Run your clears!” Team:Ā pretends they suddenly can’t hear.

#LaxLife #LacrosseMemes #GrowTheGame šŸ„

Feel free to share these with your lax bros! Just remember, the first rule of wall ball is: you don’t skip wall ball. šŸ˜¤