š„ LAX LIFE BE LIKE…
When the attackman thinks they can dodge past you: “That’s cute, but I choose violence today.”
Coach: “Ground balls win games!” Me:Ā dramatically dives for every rolling ball like I’m in an action movie.
Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Midfielders: “I RUN SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO” š¤
When someone asks what position you play: LSM: “I’m basically a defender with a superiority complex and a longer stick.”
Things lacrosse players say:
- “It’s not a hockey stick.”
- “No, we don’t throw the ball with our hands.”
- “Yes, we’re allowed to hit each other.”
- “The goalie isn’t crazy, they’re just built different.” š„
My stick when I forget to string it properly:Ā throws ball into next county. Me: “I meant to do that.”
Defender:Ā poke checksĀ Attacker: “Is this what being in a blender feels like?”
Parents watching their first lacrosse game: “Why are they all fighting with butterfly nets?” š¦
When you finally master that behind-the-back shot: “Look, Mom, I’m Paul Rabil!”
Coach: “Run your clears!” Team:Ā pretends they suddenly can’t hear.
#LaxLife #LacrosseMemes #GrowTheGame š„
Feel free to share these with your lax bros! Just remember, the first rule of wall ball is: you don’t skip wall ball. š¤
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