Tired of the news? Signed up for all the upcoming HGR sessions? Need a walk on the light side? Here ya go.
Q: Why did the lacrosse player’s clothes always look so wrinkled?
A: Too many crease violations.
Q: What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?
A: A lacrosse coach
Q: Why didn’t the lousy lacrosse team have a website?
A: They couldn’t string three W’s together.
Q: Why was the magician the captain of the lacrosse team?
A: He was the best at hat tricks.
Q: Why did the lacrosse player visit the bank?
A: He wanted to give out more checks.
Q: Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?
A: Her coach was a pumpkin.
Q: What happens to lacrosse players who go blind?
A: They become referees.
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